The Two of Us...

Friday, February 26, 2010

Lawsuit and Artwork

My son, my pride and joy, the boy who will grow to be a man, who will carry on the family name, went to daycare today and was physically assaulted. I have since retained a lawyer for the upcoming lawsuit and we are going to sue that daycare for the pain and anguish that they have inflicted on my one and only child. If the lawsuit doesn’t work, I have also retained the services of a rather shady fellow that likes to play with matches. One way or another that place is going to pay for the trauma that my son endured at the hands of some unknown assailant.

I’m going to search high and low for the little baby that did this to my boy. I made a impression of the teeth marks on my sons forearm and at this point I have stopped 6 random toddlers to see if they match. I will find them one day and when I do, I just hope Caleb has more than the one tooth that he currently has. I'll have Caleb march right up to that goon and have him go all Dracula on him or her.

Poor baby Caleb…
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See mommy’s reaction…
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Thankfully, the daycare sent Caleb home with his first piece of artwork for his parents to enjoy. Of course, His mommy and I scanned it right away to post for your enjoyment.

I think the boy has potential…
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2 comments:

Penni said...

Poor Caleb! Preston also got bit the other day. I know it wasn't Preston who bit Caleb because they would of told me it was him and Preston doesn't bite--thankfully! :) David was really upset when Preston got bit...but unfortunately it goes with the age group, sometimes!

Unknown said...

i sure hope that daycare doesn't end up burning down b/c I have a feeling you'll be questioned after this post!