The Two of Us...

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Scarred for life...

I’m sure that it was NOT my fault. It couldn’t have been my fault.

The only thing I did was put my beloved son in his chair this evening. I only did it so that my son’s mother and I could have a nice relaxing evening meal. Was it truly my fault that the buckle on the chair happened to pinch the ever-living-poo out of my boy!? Caleb SCREAMED and cried and Allison said, “did you pinch him?” I looked down and there was the chubby little fat baby leg all mangled in the plastic buckle. I quickly unclasped the buckle, but it was too late. I’m sure my son is damage both physically and emotionally for the rest of his life. His future career as a mid-upper thigh model is ruined.

Below is a picture of Grandma with Caleb in the horrible chair. See how happy he was, those days are now gone forever…
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Below is a picture of the evil and completely defective clasp. Picture a chubby baby leg pinched in the clasp. Can you feel Caleb’s pain!?
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Below is a picture of the boo-boo on Caleb’s leg…
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Below is a closer view of Caleb’s boo-boo…
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2 comments:

Aunt Sarah said...

That's it... we're coming back up there!! You can't put him in the chair without hurting him?! MEAN STEPHEN!! MEAN!!

todd said...

The scariest part is the "ever-living poo" that was scared out of him! Oh my!